Fulltu Time Pass


M e r i – M a r z i

Mera source code Padh kar hasanaa nahi,

Ise chalta dekh tum fasanaa nahi….

Main testing karataa hun Boss ki Kasam,

Bina piye Whiskey, Beer ya Rum….

—— MUSIC ——–

Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein,

Beche Windows humne saste mein,

Usne kaha “Tuze CEO banaoo”

Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoo

Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aanaa

Bill Joy ko bol diyaa naa baba naa

Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car

Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar

Par development ke liye main to kachchaa hun

Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa hun….

—— MUSIC ——–

(slow)

Mere daddoo , likhe Software

Bina use kiye , koi Hardware

Meri Beti , banegi AuNTy

Jab tak install , hoga NT

(fast)

Release ho raha hai mera Software nayaa

Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiyaa

Microsoft ne jab meraa H-1 kiyaa

Bug Free Windows maine release kiyaa

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Kahan Gaye Woh Dost

Kahan Gaye Woh Dost,Jo Hardum Yaad kiya karte the,
Jaan buj ke na Sahi magar Bhule se bhi mail kiya karte the..
Khusi aur Gum mein Hamara Saath diya karte the,

Lagta hai sab Kho gaye hai…Projects ki Deadlines mein,,
Na apni na Hamari,Jaane kiski yaadoo mein,
Zindgi ko Bhula Chuke Hai Naukri ki Aad mein,,
Hardum Fase Rehte hai Apne PM ki Jaal mein..

Kabhi aao milo Humse,Beth kar Baatein Karo,
Dard-E-Dil apna Kaho,Haale-e-Dil Mera Suno,
Kya Hai Ranjish, Kya hai Shikwa, Kya Gila aur Kya Khata;
Hum Bhi Jaane Tum bhi Jaano,Aakhir Kya Manzar Kya Majra
Bus karo ab Kah Bhi do,Apne dil ka Haal,
Kya Karoge Khamosh Rehkar,
Jo Chali gayi ye Zindgi, Chala gaya ye Karwaan

Jago Pyare, Ab bus bhi karo,
Sirf Kaam nahi, Thoda Zindgi ko bhi mehsus karo
Khao, Piyo, Haso, Gaao, jhumo, Naacho, Mauj karo
Hakikat me na Sahi, Kumse kam, Bhul se to Humein yaad karo….

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A FRIEND

→ A FRIEND is a tissue when you can’t stop crying ←
→ A FRIEND is a shoulder when you feel like dying ←
→ A FRIEND always listens when you have something to say ←
→ A FRIEND is a week when you just need a day ←
→ A FRIEND is a crutch when you have a broken heart ←
→ A FRIEND is some glue when everything falls apart ←
→ A FRIEND is a sun when the rain just won’t stop ←
→ A FRIEND is your mom when you run into a cop ←
→ A FRIEND is a phone call when you can’t leave your home ←
→ A FRIEND is a hand when you feel all alone ←
→ A FRIEND is a wing if you want to fly ←
→ A FRIEND understands without knowing why ←
→ A FRIEND is an ear for a secret to tell ←
→ A FRIEND is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell ←
→ A FRIEND is a love that can never let go ←

•→ A FRIEND Is YOU, & I Wanted YOU To Know

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Hum hain raahi pyaar ke

Hum hain raahi pyaar ke
humse kuch na boliye
jo bhi pyaar($$) se mila hum usi ke holiye hum ussi ke holiye
jo bhi pyaar se mila hum ussi ke ho leeye

testing bhi humein kabool..
coding bhi humein kabool humne har tarah ke tool CV mein piro leeye
jo bhi pyaar se mila hum ussi ke ho leeye

hum ussi ke ho leeye jo bhi pyaar se mila
hum ussi ke ho leeye

main frame tha naseeb mein mainframe mein leeya hai dum
coding fir mili jahan wahin paap dho leeye
jo bhi pyaar se mila hum ussi ke ho leeye

hum ussi ke ho leeye jo bhi pyaar se mila
hum ussi ke ho leeye

market pe aasra keeye hum to bas yun hi jeeye
ek job mein hans leeye ek job mein ro leeye
jo bhi pyaar se mila hum usi ke ho leeye

hum ussi ke ho leeye jo bhi pyaar se mila
hum ussi ke ho leeye

kaam jo mila humein kaam keeya wahin khatam
kaam nahin mila to hum BENCH pe hi so leeye
jo bhi pyaar se mila hum ussi ke ho leeye

hum ussi ke ho leeye jo bhi pyaar se mila
hum ussi ke ho leeye

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