Laugh for some time

What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious
Mistakes are not crime……if you correct them they are the key of success. FOR EXAMPLE….God created you ……He then created me.
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his Examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”

The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by Announcing, “All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to Propose will reply by saying, ‘I resign’

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God Doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

A little boy went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did all of My intelligence comes from?” His father replied, “Well, son, you must Have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.”

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an Equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They’re both wrong

Sunny’s teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, “Sunny seems to Be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about Girls.”
The Mother wrote back the next day, “If you find a solution, please Advise. I have the same problem with his Father.”

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