Profile of a Software Engineer

A hilarious profile of a software engineer for a social networking website (this one looks very much like one for Orkut :))



About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me “Just stop laughing!!”)


Relationship status: What?

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.


Age: 10111

Here for: Web browsing in company hours.


Children: Can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity: Programmer.


Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.


Political view: The guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor: weekly.


Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, T-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.


Drinking: The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. 🙂


Living: Come on, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)


Webpage: http://naukri. com, http://jobsahead. com, * – Isn’t it Ultimate???


Passions: Searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.


Sports: Quake, CS (Counter Strike), Computer chess.

Activities: Are you crazy?


Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.


TV shows: can’t afford one.

Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, burgers and anything available for FREE within 200 meters of my cubicle….


Thank you, Gaurav Sharma for this sweet mail.

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