A hilarious profile of a software engineer for a social networking website (this one looks very much like one for Orkut :))
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status: What?
Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.
Here for: Web browsing in company hours.
Children: Can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view: The guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, T-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking: The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. 🙂
Living: Come on, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri. com, http://jobsahead. com, http://monster.com * – Isn’t it Ultimate???
Passions: Searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: Quake, CS (Counter Strike), Computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
TV shows: can’t afford one.
Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, burgers and anything available for FREE within 200 meters of my cubicle….
Thank you, Gaurav Sharma for this sweet mail.