Genders

Here are quite true facts about men and women. I was nodding most of the time!

 

Women – Multiple process

Women’s brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

 

Men – Single Process

Men’s brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.

LANGUAGE

Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems Men can not easily  learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.

3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

 

ANALYTICAL SKILL

Men’s brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.

If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily. For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

 

CAR DRIVING

While driving a car, men’s analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.

You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." …etc..

 

LIE

Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily. Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.

Men’s brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket. Don’t lie face to face.

 

PROBLEM

End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky’s for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.

End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not.

 

WANTS

Men want status, success, solutions, big process… etc

Women want relationship, friends, family…etc. ..

 

UNHAPPY

If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.

If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.

 

MAP

Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.

Women can’t do this. They often lost their way to their seat.

 

LIFE

Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.

Women want everything in life.

 

SPEECH

Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.    
In the morning…….. .."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"

Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop".
In the morning…." Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast"..

 

HANDLING EMOTION

Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.

Men act a lot with out thinking. That’s why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

 

Thank you Amit.

1 thought on “Genders”

  1. 1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
    Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

    The family picture is on HER desk.
    Umm, her family will come before her career.

    2. HIS desk is cluttered.
    He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

    HER desk is cluttered.
    She’s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

    3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
    He must be discussing the latest deal

    SHE is talking with her co-workers.
    She must be gossiping.

    4. HE’s not at his desk.
    He must be at a meeting.

    SHE’s not at her desk.
    She must be in the ladies’ room.

    5. HE’s not in the office.
    He’s meeting with customers.

    SHE’s not in the office.
    She must be out shopping.

    6. HE’s having lunch with the boss.
    He’s on his way up.

    SHE’s having lunch with the boss.
    They must be having an affair.

    7. The boss criticised HIM.
    He’ll prove his performance.

    The boss criticized HER.
    She’ll be very upset.

    8. HE got an unfair deal.
    Did he get angry?

    SHE got an unfair deal.
    Did she cry?

    9. HE’s getting married.
    He’ll get more settled.

    SHE’s getting married.
    She’ll get pregnant and leave.

    10. HE’s having a baby.
    He’ll need a raise.

    SHE’s having a baby.
    She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

    11. HE’s going on a business trip.
    It’s good for his career.

    SHE’s going on a business trip.
    What does her husband say?

    12. HE’s leaving for a better job.
    He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

    SHE’s leaving for a better job.
    Women are not dependable.

    touche !!!!!!!

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