Marriage Blues

There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

Three dreams of a man:

  1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
  2. To be as rich as his child believes.
  3. To have as many women as his wife suspects…

 

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

 

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

 

Generation Next Motto:

Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. (Neither will we marry nor we will let our children marry)

What’s the diff between Dava(medicine) & Daaroo(beer)?

Dava (medicine) is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru (beer) is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi(will be more effective with age).


(Hindi)

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

 

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

 
 
and this one is the best –
 
“You loved someone, you married someone else.
The one you marry, becomes your wife or husband.
And the one you loved, becomes the password of your mail id”

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