Out Of Office auto replies

Here are few funny out-of-office auto-replies which can make anyone laugh even in your absence to reply the message –

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 31/06/2006. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged Rs. 5 for the first ten words and Rs. 2 for each additional word in your message.

6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8: Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9: Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any messages.

10: I’ve run away to join a different circus.

11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Net’ instead of ‘Nitesh’

I think, I haven’t mentioned that previously most of my images were hosted on blogger as I had imported my former blog – netgautam.blogspot.com to wordpress and later on, I used same website to host my photos. But it happened that they stopped hotlinking…donno why, some experienced this in Feb, some in May, and I myself in Jul. So I had to move all my photos to another promising free photo hosting website – photobucket.com which consumed complete 2 days of mine except working period. Now I am using photobucket.com to host all my blog photos!

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